Sunday, April 25, 2010

Redneck Etiquette


Once again, one of my favorite bloggers has struck pure gold. Yellowdog Granny has a hilarious post up about "redneck etiquette". Here are the first five etiquette pointers she has for rednecks:

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

If you need a good laugh, go and read the entire list of etiquette suggestions for rednecks, including pointers about dining out, entertaining in your home, personal hygiene, dating, weddings, driving and theater etiquette. I promise it'll bring a smile to your face.

1 comment:

  1. thanks sweety..i got a kick out of it too..made me smile..and sent to me in an email from a friend from alabama..so she should know..

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